It's a tough job preventing politicians from saying foolish things. Take President Biden's infamous "go lick the world" comment to Irish dignitaries – a moment that surely had White House staff on both sides of the Atlantic facepalming. This inspired the creation of Go Lick the World, a satirical casual clicker game from Pixel Play LLC.
This game cleverly blends the absurdity of modern politics with the addictive nature of casual gaming. Your objective? To literally lick the world as fast as possible (though, we suggest using your finger instead!). The world is a rotating 3D globe, orbited by a variety of objects.
Gameplay is simple: tap the planet (land or sea) to score points and climb the leaderboard. Boost your score by tapping LickLink satellites (a playful nod to Starlink), F-35 jets, electric cars, and even Lick Force One, President Biden's personal aircraft.
The Earth itself is dotted with humorous landmarks: the White House, Antarctica, the pyramids, and a less-than-pristine San Francisco. The orbiting debris is equally quirky and changes daily, featuring items like Impeach-Mints (Mondays), tacos (Tuesdays), Swifties (Saturdays), and pizza slices (a nod to Pizzagate).
Unlockable Earth skins and accessories add another layer of fun, including a "clown world" face, trucker hats, Uncle Sam's hat, a Texas cowboy hat (with a censored border sign), and eclipse glasses. These are earned by watching rewarded ads. A recent update, "The Great Debate Update," even added a certain prominent figure's iconic hairstyle.
Go Lick the World is free to download on the App Store and Google Play Store, with optional in-app purchases to remove ads, enable auto-clicking (introducing LickGPT!), and get a coveted blue tick for your profile.
UPDATE: The Great Debate Update includes trucker hats representing both sides of the political spectrum, plus a Trump-inspired hairdo.
