As Grandma, I'm ready to take on the challenge and keep that pesky neighbor from escaping! Let me share with you my tried-and-true strategy to ensure he stays put.
First off, I'll use my trusty cane to block the front door. No one's getting past Grandma's blockade! I'll also make sure to lock all the windows. That neighbor won't be sneaking out through any of those.
Next, I'll set up some of my homemade alarms around the house. A few strategically placed pots and pans will make a racket if he tries to tiptoe around. And don't underestimate the power of a squeaky floorboard—I've got those covered too!
To really keep him on his toes, I'll use my sternest voice to call out from different parts of the house. "You're not going anywhere, young man!" That'll make him think twice about trying to escape.
And if all else fails, I've got my secret weapon: my famous chili. A whiff of that spicy aroma will make him think twice about leaving the comfort of the kitchen. Plus, it'll keep him busy while I keep watch.
With these tactics, that neighbor won't stand a chance. Grandma's got this under control!
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